Sunday, March 2, 2008

Red Subaru

I bought a red subaru so that I could drive to my office without attracting attention. Instead, I've attracted the attention of a crazy blonde with a different car each week. She must be stalking me, since she always tries to cut me off at the entrance to my office parking lot. I think she wants my choice parking spot.

Damned consultants.

(Posted anonymously)

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