Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Work vs. Prison?

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON
You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell


@WORK
you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office


@ PRISON
You get three meals a day fully paid for

@ WORK
You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON
You get time off for good behavior


@WORK
you get more work for good behavior


@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK
You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself


@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games

@ WORK
You could get fired for watching TV and playing games


@ PRISON
You get your own toilet


@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit


@ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak to your family


@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ WORK
You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners


@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out


@WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK
They are called managers


THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!

1 comment:

SweetEscape said...

These are classic! It's a bit scary just how true they are too!