we're type A (who, us?); we use words like 'synergy' and 'leverage' in sentences; we know that "Decks" aren't made of wood; we drink wine, not beer; we wear boxers, not briefs; we actually like to travel; we're platinum elite with every airline and hotel; we stay at the W (aka 'the Dubbb') whenever possible; American Express drives us nuts; we know where the best bars are in every airport in the world; we know how to calculate NPV; we can sleep anywhere, anytime; we're all about the per diem; we're all places all the time; we're crazy consultants.
Hey now, nobody wears open toed shoes in a public bathroom. Ick!
PS - you can't get a WiFi signal inside the steel stalls either.
PPS - people stare when you run a cat-5 cable into the stall
PPS - IT will not take the laptop back when its lease is up (a la Seinfeld's bathroom book episode)
Jeans, FlipFlops, pink nail polish; I'm thinking college dorm bathroom.
I have to agree that if it goes on the bathroom floor, it should never go on your lap again. I can't think of any reason why she couldn't rest it on her knees...
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