This is quite possibly the worst thing that could happen at a client site.
What's worse is that it's actually OUR coffeemaker.
The CONSULTANTS' coffeemaker.
It's a good one, too.
It's red with black trim, and looks like some consultant spent a great deal of money on it.
It even has a timer and a clock (though no one knows how to set it).
We keep it in our cubby area that otherwise looks like Dante's 8th Circle of Hell.
This might be the worst thing ever.