Saw this in one of the comments on another post and couldn't resist posting it.
Many thanks to Alert Crazy Consultant "Catherine" for the hilarity.
I am restructuring a company and had to interview all staff members of
the HR dept. They knew that many would be terminated. One woman arrived
in sweatpants and what appeared to be her husbands oversized undershirt.
She was holding a tootsie-pop.
During the interview, she unwrapped the lolly and started to ...fellate it.
And I am a woman...