So I was with some colleagues, on the way back from a “group outing” to the ladies room, when we all ran into one of our more senior-level clients in the hallway. The woman is a little scary and more than a little crazy, but I actually kind of like her. She sees us and yells out “HEY!”
I yell back.
I have no shame.
She stops, looks at me, and randomly says “You know, I bet you used to be really cool, didn’t you? Like COOL.”
Horrified, I say “WHAT IS THIS “USED TO BE” CRAP???”
USED TO BE????
Now this is a problem. Apparently my problems are bigger than we originally thought.
Let it be known: I AM THE EPITOME OF COOL.