Monday, November 19, 2007

'Scuse Me?

I am not making this up:

We're working on a proposal, and I just got an email that read:

"...please send me some estimation of synergy quantification and KPI’s."

I don't have a clue what that even means.


Scott said...

Brilliant! Long live no BS consulting!

Anonymous said...

synergy quantification: "this merger will yield $10MM in cost savings"

KPI: knowledge process integration

Are you guys even real consultants? Please tell me you don't work for Deloitte?