The Antithesis of Suave.

Just when you think dating couldn't get any worse, someone like "Jeff" appears.

Last week, a firm had a large party. Clients, area leaders, etc were all present.

The next day, the following email went out (names have been changed to protect the innocent)

-----Original Message-----
Guys,

The e-mail below was sent to our receptionist “ajohnson@...” this morning after XYZ Party. The only problem is that, after a lot of internal sleuthing, it was really meant to go to the assistant curator, who is also an “ajohnson”- except that she doesn’t work here. Here is the kicker: The same fellow sent the same admiring e-mail to our Marketing Manager, Jennifer, only he changed the outfit!

This has provided a lot of entertainment here in our office!!! Now we are trying to narrow down out invite list to figure out who our “Jeff” is!

-----Original Message-----
From: xxxxxx
Sent: Friday, October 19, 2007 12:58 PM
To: zz OfficeSubject:
FW: XYZ Party

This email was in my inbox, I have absolutely no idea who Adrienne or Jeff is…

Jane Doe
Front Desk Manager

Some Firm
ajohnson@somefirm.com

-----Original Message-----
From: Jeff [mailto:originalniceguy@xxx.com]
Sent: Friday, October 19, 2007 9:11 AM
To: ajohnson
Subject: XYZ Party

Adriene

I briefly met you at XYZ Party last night, but was pulled away by my friends before I could really chat with you, but I thought you looked amazing. So beautiful and sexy at the same time with a wonderful smile and great personality. Looked incredible in that rust colored dress. You probably don't remember me - I am tall blond blue eyed atheltic and into Art and Music. I am in the industry. I'd love to take you out for a drink sometime so we can chat.

What do you say?

Jeff
______________________________________

Jennifer

I briefly met you at XYZ Party last night, but was pulled away by my friends before I could really chat with you, but I thought you looked amazing. So beautiful and sexy at the same time with a wonderful smile and great personality. Looked incredible in that pink top, short skirt and knee high socks - wow. You probably don't remember me - I am tall blond blue eyed atheltic and into Art and Music. I am in the industry. I'd love to take you out for a drink sometime so we can chat.

What do you say?

Jeff