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Crazy Consultants
we're type A (who, us?);
we use words like 'synergy' and 'leverage' in sentences;
we know that "Decks" aren't made of wood;
we drink wine, not beer;
we wear boxers, not briefs;
we actually like to travel;
we're platinum elite with every airline and hotel;
we stay at the W (aka 'the Dubbb') whenever possible;
American Express drives us nuts;
we know where the best bars are in every airport in the world;
we know how to calculate NPV;
we can sleep anywhere, anytime;
we're all about the per diem;
we're all places all the time;
we're crazy consultants.
we use words like 'synergy' and 'leverage' in sentences;
we know that "Decks" aren't made of wood;
we drink wine, not beer;
we wear boxers, not briefs;
we actually like to travel;
we're platinum elite with every airline and hotel;
we stay at the W (aka 'the Dubbb') whenever possible;
American Express drives us nuts;
we know where the best bars are in every airport in the world;
we know how to calculate NPV;
we can sleep anywhere, anytime;
we're all about the per diem;
we're all places all the time;
we're crazy consultants.
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- Client Weirdness (20)
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- Consultants who are easily offended... (12)
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- Demotivation (7)
- Firm Craziness (15)
- Good Times on the Plane (17)
- Gotta Love the Client Site (11)
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- In the News (6)
- insanity (5)
- Listserves and You (8)
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- Rules (3)
- Sex (4)
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- The joys of being a new consultant (11)
2 comments:
Hey now, nobody wears open toed shoes in a public bathroom. Ick!
PS - you can't get a WiFi signal inside the steel stalls either.
PPS - people stare when you run a cat-5 cable into the stall
PPS - IT will not take the laptop back when its lease is up (a la Seinfeld's bathroom book episode)
Jeans, FlipFlops, pink nail polish; I'm thinking college dorm bathroom.
I have to agree that if it goes on the bathroom floor, it should never go on your lap again. I can't think of any reason why she couldn't rest it on her knees...
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