I did it again. Left my bottle of Pepsi (the Consulting SME usually drinks Coke, but this client cafeteria has a contract with Pepsi) next to my laptop and went to a meeting. Came back and took a sip... gaa! Hot soda!
Yes, the heat vent from the laptop is on that side, and was blowing on the bottle the whole time. What's worse than expecting cold soda and getting hot soda? Cold coffee? Sitting down in a chair in a conference room and finding it still warm from the last meeting? Gaaa.
Now I'm all skeeved out.
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we use words like 'synergy' and 'leverage' in sentences;
we know that "Decks" aren't made of wood;
we drink wine, not beer;
we wear boxers, not briefs;
we actually like to travel;
we're platinum elite with every airline and hotel;
we stay at the W (aka 'the Dubbb') whenever possible;
American Express drives us nuts;
we know where the best bars are in every airport in the world;
we know how to calculate NPV;
we can sleep anywhere, anytime;
we're all about the per diem;
we're all places all the time;
we're crazy consultants.
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Horribleness.
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