SME, You've inspired me..so, here goes:
A Job
Grinds you down
Despair, it Consumes
Ok..ok..maybe its not a real Haiku, but its damn close!!
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we wear boxers, not briefs;
we actually like to travel;
we're platinum elite with every airline and hotel;
we stay at the W (aka 'the Dubbb') whenever possible;
American Express drives us nuts;
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we know how to calculate NPV;
we can sleep anywhere, anytime;
we're all about the per diem;
we're all places all the time;
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8 comments:
Dude... you must check this out:
www.despair.com
Very inspiring!
crazy consultant,
can't even write a haiku.
5-7-5 dumbass.
sorry to be harsh,
2-3-5 not even close.
kneel to the master.
"must check out despair -"
it's so nineteen-ninety-eight*,
"Very Inspiring!"
(*seriously, it launched ten years ago)
why such a bastard?
why must I rain on parades?
because I'm smarter.
haiku SME,
giggles at self by laptop,
cuz I add value.
sit down with The Bobs.
"what, exactly, do you DO?"
back at you, short-sleeves.
(if you don't get it, reference the image in the banner up top; above "you've earned points"...)
psycho client-boss,
I tire of your "leadership".
your people hate you.
cathartic haiku.
enough money in it? NO.
wage slave I remain.
haiku Consultants -
we drink scotch, not beer or wine -
unlike Analysts.
I'm done for tonight.
already stressing the work
I face tomorrow.
angry work haiku
remind me of Fight Club's Jack
and Tyler Durden
Jack's haiku:
worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave
I think this is the best string ever.
red sand between my toes
a vacation in outer space
my martian haiku
- Robin Williams
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