I am not making this up:
We're working on a proposal, and I just got an email that read:
"...please send me some estimation of synergy quantification and KPI’s."
I don't have a clue what that even means.
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we wear boxers, not briefs;
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we're platinum elite with every airline and hotel;
we stay at the W (aka 'the Dubbb') whenever possible;
American Express drives us nuts;
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we know how to calculate NPV;
we can sleep anywhere, anytime;
we're all about the per diem;
we're all places all the time;
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2 comments:
Brilliant! Long live no BS consulting!
synergy quantification: "this merger will yield $10MM in cost savings"
KPI: knowledge process integration
Are you guys even real consultants? Please tell me you don't work for Deloitte?
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