Mommy Dearest...

One of my clients is a very nice elderly woman. By elderly, I'm guessing she's in her 60s. She seems to think we share some sort of “bond”, which was evidenced quite clearly earlier this afternoon. In front of my team, she patted me on the top of my head and told me I reminded her of the kid she never had. Some of you are thinking, “Oh, how sweet”. Welllllll...not so much. She then tried feeding me a krispy kreme while proceeding to tell me I don’t eat enough. Um, since when did I ask for a second mother? And the patting on the head? Really? Is that necessary?