It's "Talk Like A Pirate Day" at the Client Site.

No. I am not making this up.

I walked into work this morning, and there are posters up everywhere that say "It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day!" These posters are complemented by the occasional cut-out of a pirate's head.

The sad thing is, I actually got excited for a second.
"It is? COOL!"

Wait.

No. Not cool.

Apparently this is a real thing. http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

There's even a newsletter you can subscribe to, called, of course "The Poopdeck."

Wonderful.

Apparently I just have a sub-par calendar, since I wasn't aware of this magnanimous holiday.

Go figure.

This is when you know it's time to roll-off the project.