A Fix for Annoying Passengers

Next time you get on a plane flight or a long bus ride and the guy next to you is an a-hole or the lady won't keep her kids from kicking your back, follow the instructions below...

1. Remove your laptop from your briefcase;
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:
3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;
4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;
5. Access the Internet;
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven;
7. Take a deep breath and open the site:

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.