Thursday, February 7, 2008

ooo..Haikus..I'm Inspired

SME, You've inspired me..so, here goes:

A Job
Grinds you down
Despair, it Consumes


Ok..ok..maybe its not a real Haiku, but its damn close!!
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8 comments:

  1. Consulting SMEFebruary 9, 2008 at 4:36 PM

    Dude... you must check this out:

    www.despair.com

    Very inspiring!

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  2. AnonymousFebruary 11, 2008 at 10:38 PM

    crazy consultant,
    can't even write a haiku.
    5-7-5 dumbass.

    sorry to be harsh,
    2-3-5 not even close.
    kneel to the master.

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 11, 2008 at 10:53 PM

    "must check out despair -"
    it's so nineteen-ninety-eight*,
    "Very Inspiring!"

    (*seriously, it launched ten years ago)

    why such a bastard?
    why must I rain on parades?
    because I'm smarter.

    haiku SME,
    giggles at self by laptop,
    cuz I add value.

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 11, 2008 at 11:12 PM

    sit down with The Bobs.
    "what, exactly, do you DO?"
    back at you, short-sleeves.

    (if you don't get it, reference the image in the banner up top; above "you've earned points"...)

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  5. AnonymousFebruary 11, 2008 at 11:42 PM

    psycho client-boss,
    I tire of your "leadership".
    your people hate you.

    cathartic haiku.
    enough money in it? NO.
    wage slave I remain.

    haiku Consultants -
    we drink scotch, not beer or wine -
    unlike Analysts.

    I'm done for tonight.
    already stressing the work
    I face tomorrow.

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 12, 2008 at 8:51 PM

    angry work haiku
    remind me of Fight Club's Jack
    and Tyler Durden

    Jack's haiku:

    worker bees can leave
    even drones can fly away
    the queen is their slave

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  7. Crazy ConsultantFebruary 13, 2008 at 9:53 PM

    I think this is the best string ever.

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2008 at 12:41 PM

    red sand between my toes
    a vacation in outer space
    my martian haiku

    - Robin Williams

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